31 October, 2005

Fucked Up Halloween

Finally, I got the fine for speeding few months ago in Kenmore.
AU$900 gone (600 registration + 300 speeding), also got 6 points penalties!! pain!
簡直就同收陀地 + 起釘 + 斬手指冇分別
I hate polices in Australia and Hong Kong as well.
Wish the ghostly revenge for me tonight.

30 October, 2005

今個禮拜入左UQHKSA識左好多新朋友

今個禮拜入左UQHKSA識左好多新朋友
身為100%香港仔既我經過兩年埋唔到香港人堆既慘痛經歷之後終於識番一大堆香港人
冇計啦，我份人樣衰不特止仲要串串供，抵我比人排既
今次入會可以話係大豐收呀，我都好耐未試過記唔哂d人名
由識左四日就farewell 既 Iris 講起，依個女會長真係好型，唔係佢我唔會有入HKSA 既念頭
仲有一堆好顛既IT人William, Vinky, Freeman, Nathan, Tim, Tim 仲有 Howard.
位高權重既財神Cherry, 寫生死冊既Clara.
當然唔少得靚仔靚女既PR Wilson, Sam, Billy, Tina, Yummy 同佢唔知家姐定妹(係咪叫Yan), 仲有好多好多未認到.
好似o係香港唔知邊度見過讀緊IES o個個好多次, 不過又冇乜印像, 可能記錯.
仲有佢個家姐定妹問我點解可以一個人都唔覺悶, 依d 個人特色黎既, 同經歷有關
總係覺得一個人既時候係最舒服, 同女仔一齊就最累
今日同haseken 出去食野, 佢無啦啦同我講人生道理, 佢話我地有得o係澳洲讀書好好采, 我就認為命運係自己爭取返黎
就好似識HKSA 班人咁, 唔係自己苦練左一手好電腦, 唔係自己一條友撥住頭皮咁毛遂自廌, 會有今日？
日後一定要幫手搞好個學生會，唔要三分鐘(早洩？)！

26 October, 2005

I won't do your MGTS1201 Assignment 2

Hey guys, if you are doing the computer assignment and asked/going to ask me to "do it for you", you are in the right place.
Coz I am telling you, I won't do that assignment for anyone.
Thanks for trusting my skill.
Don't use my kindness!
Don't use little money to drive me!
End of story.

23 October, 2005

港女定義 (最終回) (Source: AK Zone 2)

最後請各位港女諗下:

* 男人唔係老馮要比錢....
* 如果雙方都有經濟基礎....AA制有咩問題?
* 不要問男友為你做甚麼，問問自己可以為男友做些甚麼.
* 係外國好多地方男女拍拖都係大家AA, 女方更自動自覺比$, 更何況普通friend? 我身在外國咁耐所見普通friend 出街個個都自動自覺比$, 你話請佢佢都唔肯, 仲話男女平等, 你唔可以咁, 人地gentleman 係出於禮貌, 唔係$!
* 你地要求人地要有gentleman 風度, 唔該各下自問係咪lady 淑女先!

TOPIC 目的:

唔想有人日日不停再問何為港女? 呢個topic 我會有長期bookmark係我簽署內.

港女定義:

*

港女一詞並不代表所有香港女性, 正如mk 並不代表住mk 既人, 不要對號入座!
*

港女一詞係形容有一些女人用任何方式去搵男人著數或從中得到方便及利益既女人.

港女行為:

* 常常要求男女平等但出街食飯, shopping, 睇戲....等等常常要求男方比錢, 自己購物後付款!時即不動聲色等待男方比$, 認為這是男方應該做, 因為男方要有Gentleman 風度.
* 認為男方一定要讓/幫女方, 不然就是沒有Gentleman 風度. 即常常說一呢話"你有冇風度嫁? 我係女人, 你要讓我先".
* 男女雙方拍拖時, 女方硬僧經常要求男方送一些名貴物品如LV, Cucci......不送給她便發爛! 認為你不肯為她付出, 即不愛她!
* 對自己有利時卻要大家男女平等, 不利自己時卻說自己是女人, 並要求男方付出.
* 認為拍拖男方係應份付出, 照顧女方各樣支出.

港女既誤解:

* 大聲說話, 追明星, 講粗口, 界手, 發絞, 成身名牌, 化妝, 串, 食煙......

最常見案例:

1. 出街食飯/飲野/唱k 後結數時總是收埋雙手得男仔比, 唔聲唔聲想唔比$, 當被問時即話"乜唔係你地請嗎? 你地有冇風度" 一類既說話.

名人語錄:

憑甚麼鬧香港男人？ (李敏)
《茶杯》第十九期 09/19

很多雜誌喜歡刊登女作者鬧男人的文章，
有些人還勸我寫多些這類文章可以增加讀者數目。

可是我個人認為香港男人整體而言不算是糟糕的茶渣，試問問你家中的菲籍或印籍女家務助理，在她們的家鄉有多少男人可以擔起一個家？他們不是有心無力的話，就是整天成群的坐在一堆躲懶。

剛剛跟宣明會到過緬甸，在探訪窮鄉僻壤時，多見女人在做家務及照顧孩子，而不少男人就是像一灘爛泥般絕望。窮困已經可以餓壞妻兒子女，但那些男人還要抽煙、酗酒，甚至好賭。

對！香港男人也有不好，他們好色，會上夜總會也會嫖妓；我當然不贊同這些娛樂，但最低限度，香港大部分男人都不容許自己「餓死老婆瘟臭屋」。

也許，有人笑我對男人的要求低，只要求他們顧家，但要知道一個男人如果不養老婆子女，那不是家庭問題，而是社會問題。沒有男人照顧的妻兒由誰照顧？由社會照顧！社會是甚麼？社會就是你和我交的稅（包括一些本已在努力工作來養家的男人，所以勤奮的香港男人不但養自己的家，也輔助了一些工作能力較弱的男人去養家）。

就拿菲律賓女人做例子，單是我一個家務助理就助養了三個弟弟和他們的家。香港女人縱使有負擔亦不會這麼沉重，其實我們應該感恩。

曾經勸我多寫文章鬧香港男人的編輯中也有男人，但我覺得不論男女都有不是的地方，做人不能太偏激，更不能嘩眾取寵。可是從這些男編輯的提議，我又看到香港男人是給女人罵慣的，他們根本已不介意，只要女人鬧得有趣的話。

可以鬧男人而男人又高興，女人甚至會得到酬勞，我想沒有太多亞洲國家有這種程度的女權。

在美國，人們說男女平等的意思是「男人不要欺負女人，而女人也不要臭罵男人」；在香港，女人可以隨便鬧男人。香港女人的優勢，是因為在香港男人擁有紳士風度的同時，香港女人又巧妙地執著「社會弱者的優待」。

女人心情好時來一次AA制就是覺得自己可以與男人看齊，但心情不好時付賬就是男人的責任。忽然鼓吹平等，忽然愛做弱者，這樣比被稱為強者的男人更自由自在。

不是我對男人的要求低，其實我已經沒有與那些用黑布把女人由頭包到腳的回教國家相比，而即使比起西方最自由的國家，香港女人的自由度也很高，要做女強人、少奶奶還是混合體，悉隨尊便，香港男人容許女人有的是選擇。

當然，香港男人愛犯天下男人犯的錯，但他們去滾的時候總要千方百計地瞞著女人。這代表了甚麼？就是他們好怕老婆和女朋友的。要知沒有太多地方的妻子有阻嚇丈夫跟其他女人上床的能力，而香港女人是罕有地被男人珍惜。

香港男人的確有很多不是，但地球上哪個國家的男人是完美？

當女人放眼世界，就知香港男人不錯不錯。再者，香港女人一定不是地球上最溫柔的伴侶，我恐怕再過五十載，香港的女人會很寂寞。

陶傑:

「係中環有好多廿幾歲黑色套裝既 OL，由頭到腳滿身名牌，食飯出入starbuck，行街鼻孔朝天，一副不可一世樣子。她們其實只係做秘書或者reception，月入不過八九千，但係身上既名牌加埋就成五六餅野。佢地平時成買埋ｄ八卦周刊日煲夜煲，睇埋ｄ乜富豪個仔幾多千萬包邊個女明星，又話邊個女明星得寒酸，潛移默化之下，自己都愈黎越貪錢，只重物質消費，唔好講有冇內涵個人修養，(好多)港女價值觀已經係不切實際地泡沫化。明自己只值幾千，就捧到過一萬。一般月入一二萬既港男佢地唔會睇上眼，結果佢地甘願做老闆的情婦。」

出前一丁新煮法

出前一丁新煮法***

1.想食入哂味既話:
滾好適量既水，然後落麵，等的麵散開哂之後，再落麻油，味粉然後撩佢幾下熄火，蓋好個煲等5分鐘左右，搞掂

2.想食香口既話:
滾好適量既水，然後落麵，等的麵散開哂之後，用筷子夾上碟個煲的水倒哂佢，然後用回個煲加少少油，燒兩燒之後將的麵倒返落去，然後個煲輕輕離開火面，同時用木筷子勁撩的麵，唔好俾佢痴底，炒幾炒之後，落3/4包味粉，再勁撩，撩到的色澤平均的然後上碟再加麻油，搞掂...(記住唔好用穫黎炒，難食好多)

3.想食爽口既話:
先放一大煲凍水用另一個煲滾好適量既水，然後落麵，等的麵散開哂之後，用最短既時間倒左的熱水去，再將的麵倒落果大煲凍水果度，再開大水喉勁沖的麵等的麵凍左，然後要即刻隔哂的水去，唔好用水沉住的麵(成個過程動作要快..)，然後用個細煲，放適量水，落味粉，較好味之後水滾熄火將的湯倒落的麵果度，加麻油..又搞掂...

4.芝士撈麵
用另一個煲滾好適量既水，然後落麵，等的麵散開哂之後，用最短既時間倒左的熱水去，然後將的麵上碟.跟住煲滾的新水，用個大湯殼，放適量既卡夫芝士落去個湯殼果度隔水將的芝士煮溶，溶左之後即時淋上麵面，食得...

5 . 勁懶煮法
滾好適量既水，然後落麵落粉落麻油，蓋好個煲然後由得佢煲，聞到公仔麵既香味之後，就可以熄火落碗....

18 October, 2005

Selina the lobbie!

Yesterday was a very unhappy day, but I am fine now.
Forgot what happened already, didn't know why I have that sadness feeling although many good things happened.

First I went to school, skipped the tute, met ken on the way to refact.
Then we met steven and friends, then many people joined in, include Seiichi and Seiko.
Had a fun chat with like 10 people.

After that, meeting and lecture... I really hate these work these days...
Went back home very early, played Battlefield 2 slaughtered many people, felt better.
Eat and rest, that was a day.

Yes, the best thing of the day, I got my Selina! Not the girl from S.H.E, but a lobster from S.H.Y!
Thanks Kate and friends, I really appearicate!
Lobsters will always remind me I got heaps of friends in Singapore!

These days I have a feeling that I am stepping backward to my old days.
I used to be mean and cold blood, I need to be kind!!!

16 October, 2005

I am a beast!

Shit, I am a beast!
Physically and mentally.
I want to be a nice guy.

12 October, 2005

Sueann 日記見到有得玩

幾準，去玩下
http://home.kimo.com.tw/yihjongchen/p2/311.html

以下是性向分析說明：

‧ 真實生活中你會被什麼性格的人吸引：
馬－不可駕馭、自由浪漫的人最吸引你。 <- 中哂！

‧ 在被追求的過程中，什麼方式讓你最無法抗拒：
長頸鹿－有耐心、永遠不放棄。 <- 我好怕比人煩，如果比人狂追幾年我應該會投降

‧ 你最希望留給情人的印象：
馬－樂觀的。 <- 冇野難到我，幾難頂既日子我都未驚過

‧ 你最不希望在何種情況下和情人分手：
蛇－情緒化、易變，你不知道如何使他(她)高興。 <- 依個我都唔知，我連拍拖都唔想諗，點會諗分手

‧ 你希望和你的另一半建立何種關係：
馬－不論事情大小，你們會相互討論和溝通。 <- 中正！冇野唔可以直講的，兜圈做作講大話既女仔我好反感

‧ 你對感情世界腳踏兩條船的看法：
人－你在乎社會的看法，婚後你不會有越軌的行為。 <- 婚後咁長遠鬼知咩！講真如果一方滿足唔到另一方，偷食都係人之常情，我唔會怪人亦都唔會想比人怪，不過我唔會比自己輸

‧ 你對婚姻生活的看法：
恐龍－你極度悲觀，你不認為有快樂婚姻的存在。 <- 係！太多責任喇！我係一個對樣樣野都3分鐘既人，一生一世冇可能的，我都想有個女仔彈出黎話比我聽佢有本事迷住我成世

‧ 你對愛情的看法：
鴿－你認為愛情是雙方面的承諾。 <- 係丫！當兩個人都只想有一晚既愛情，愛情可以短到一晚而開心難忘；總之兩個既expectation一定要夾

11 October, 2005

Battlefield 2 Movie - Mine

http://whiler.free.fr/bf2/demos/Mine.wmv

Damn good, a must watch for BF2 players!

10 October, 2005

Exam timetable released!

ACCT1101 05-Nov S2 (11:15am) A-Z St Lucia, (Central), UQ Centre - Exhibition Hall
ECON1010 09-Nov S3 (2:30pm) A-Tan St Lucia, (Central), UQ Centre - Exhibition Hall
MGTS2606 14-Nov S1 (8:00am) A-El St Lucia, (Central), UQ Centre - Exhibition Hall
ECON1310 17-Nov S4 (5:45pm) A-Z St Lucia, (Central), UQ Centre - Exhibition Hall
MKTG1501 19-Nov S1 (8:00am) A-Z St Lucia, (Central), UQ Centre - Exhibition Hall
Die hard.

Commercial Spy

Because of the marketing group project, I need to be a commercial spy on reject shop! XD
The only reject shop in SE Queensland is their Sunnybank branch, Sunnybank is the suburb where chinese clustering and aussie don't really want to be in.
Err... I am a chinese, I have car and I got a damn good camera... Got absolute advantage doing this job. XD
Saturday was feaking hot, was like 38 degree. Felt like a roasted piggy on my un'convertable' Bumpy.
Finally I got their pictures, price tags and such.

Sunday was totally unproductive, only finished stat CML4 in 4 hours and scored 0 out of 23.
What can I say.

09 October, 2005

Today's Work

Marketing project <= some finalising work
Stat CML4 <= die die die
MGTS2606 assignment <= dialog and 1500 words essay, wtf...

07 October, 2005

SzeChing also got xanga

Just realized szeching also got xanga.
I was mentioned in a few of her entry!
Wahahaha! I also got fans!
Guai guai girl wor...

My Inner Child XD

Your Inner Child Is Naughty

Like a child, you tend to discount social rules.
It's just too much fun to break the rules!
You love trouble - and it seems that trouble loves you.
And no matter what, you refuse to grow up!

How Is Your Inner Child?

8:00 am econ exam

No mood study... Didn't go for lecture after the first one.
Econ should be ok la!
Demand supply elasticity that kind theories.
December come earlier! I want to go SG and HK!

05 October, 2005

Yielded to temptation...

Managerial Skills and Communication lecture ongoing, the lecturer kept B-17 bombing Berlin with feaking boring theories, meanwhile the temptation from outside was too strong, I yielded...

Blah... Sun and blue sky, got nothing to do at the moment.
Want someone to chat with, damn sad, these days keep looking for people to kill my boredom and loneliness.
My bad...

04 October, 2005

3000ml water a day!

I need to keep drinking 3000ml everyday!
Thats not easy to me!
But this is for my own good!
Arhhhh!

03 October, 2005

Denshaotoko 電車男 (･∀･)

I watched Denshaotoko 電車男 drama in one night!
Why in one night? It just explained how good the story is!
An "odagu" - weird guy's love story with a pretty woman.
Totally changed himself with courage, honesty, friends support and love.
The story is really good, u guys should buy the book! Japanese and Chinese version already in stores in Asia.
Movie will release soon in Hong Kong as I know and the drama is also a must watch.
Defoe recommanded!
Oh! School in 3 hours, lack of sleeping again.

02 October, 2005

Chat phone fall to sleep still keep chatting!

Wahoo! Bear Bear made me so happy last night.
Chat on phone until around 8:00 am (6:00 am in Hong Kong) and we felt asleep.
I can't actually remember what we talked about, but sure something good.
The call didn't hang up until she woke up in the afternoon, I could hear noises from trams and buses, felt like staying in Hong Kong.
Haven't been chatting like this for n years la, although this is wierd, I like this very much.
I got a wierd dream as in I was begging money in Wanchai while trams and buses were passing by.
Thank you low b Bear! Call me tonight!
Who is Bear? Go zoo can see and feed la XD

Singapore! Singapore! Singapore!

I am coming Singapore for 2 weeks in December.
Friends, why miss me while you can meet me up there!
Say "I will show you Orchard", "I will show you Gelang". show me your home city~
I can't wait to meet u guys up!

Attached my itinerary.

FLIGHTS

Thu, Dec 1: SINGAPORE AIRLINES, SQ 0256

From: BRISBANE, AUSTRALIA (BNE) Departs: 10:00
Departure Terminal: INTERNATIONAL TERMINAL

To: SINGAPORE, SINGAPORE (SIN) Arrives: 15:50
Arrival Terminal: TERMINAL 2

Class: Economy Seat: Check-In Required
Status: Confirmed Confirmation: LAF4W4
Meal: Meals Smoking: No
Aircraft: BOEING 777 JET Mileage: 3818
Flight Time: 7 hours and 50 minutes

Thu, Dec 15: SINGAPORE AIRLINES, SQ 0866

From: SINGAPORE, SINGAPORE (SIN) Departs: 13:30
Departure Terminal: TERMINAL 2

To: HONG KONG, HONG KONG S A R (HKG) Arrives: 17:15
Class: Economy Seat: Check-In Required
Status: Confirmed Confirmation: LAF4W4
Meal: Meals Smoking: No
Aircraft: BOEING 747 JET Mileage: 1594
Flight Time: 3 hours and 45 minutes

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